MCSwanky1 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

If pop stars were dogs: Annie's nose would be cold, Kylie would be warm and furry like a bearskin rug with no poop on it in front of a fireplace. Annie would be a bitch, Kylie would be a bigger bitch. Annie would be tied to a tree, Kylie would heel with awe inspiring precision. Annie's foreplay would be to sniff your butt, Kylie would have Lady and the Tramp spaghetti scene cued up and fancy cups of Alpo supreme and make you give her a diamond collar before you get to sniff her butt.

aswynes (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

Annie is a cool blonde in a Hitchcock movie like Tippi Hedren. Kylie is like Kylie. Annie is like Doris Day with some warmth removed and heat added. Kylie is like Kylie. Annie is like Bjorn Borg - cool and precise. Kylie is like Kylie (that GQ cover picture in the tennis skirt where you can see half her rump!) When Annie is like Kylie, she'll move into the A+ big leagues. Keep studying, Annie!

MCSwanky1 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

Annie is Dr. Pepper lip gloss, Kylie is Baskin Robbins factory boiled down to one coat of lipstick that will screw your head up for life! Annie is better looking than this month's 17 magazine cover, Kylie's the best since venus De Milo. Annie is Betty Rubbel doing the dishes with an elephant trunk, Kylie is Jessica Rabbit in a soapy bubbles bathtub. 9.8 for Annie, nice effort kid. Keep your head up.

MCSwanky1 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

Annie is a Sunshine Hydrox cookie, Kylie is a double stuffed Oreo. Annie is a juice box during recess, Kylie is a Double Big Gulp after 4 hours of rave dancing that gets both hands moist when you hold it. Annie is PB&J with the crusts cut off and a Scooby Doo napkin, Kylie is a Hero sandwich that gets all over your face and a designer wetnap that leaves you pristine.

aswynes (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

If, as they say show buiness is like high school with money: Annie is the cute JV cheerleader. Kylie is Varsity head cheerleader and Class President and will f*ck you up in a heartbeat if you look at her wrong or at all -- keep your eyes down when you approach the Homecoming Queen! But You Keep your chin up Annie, you may get there in a couple years, and be worthy of Kylie's blue steel infintely dreamy gaze. Your not ready for it yet Annie, not even close, now take a lap.

aswynes (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

Annie is nice fruity chewing gum with snaP. Kylie is 4 packets of Pop Rocks mixed in a 32 ounce Red Bull and giving a French kiss with her mouthful of 12 different bright sherberts and just launched a primary colors bottle rocket in your pants! Nice try, Annie, "A-" grade. Good effort.

evonline (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

Too camp!

crashdenfer (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

Ho oui, tu la?

Meonly94 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

Tu la veux? :)

crashdenfer (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

J'adore cette chanson, dommage que je ne la trouve pas sur itunes!