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kulshanbz (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits.Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man. He gave Baby Jesus the gift of beard, who wore it proudly to his dying day. The other three wise men used their combined influence to have Chuck Norris omitted from the Bible. Shortly thereafter, they all died roundhouse kick related deaths.The movie "Anaconda" was filmed entirely in Chuck Norris' pants.Chuck Norris' penis has its own zip code and at Christmastime it gets more letters than Santa.
moronman8888 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
im posting this to videos so that ppl can be aware...user "xlmh9" hacked onto my account and deleted some of my videos...if anyone knows how to report this, please do so.
0DW (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
Um..The earth doesn't revolved around the sun chuck norris is awesome?
DarkstarDeck (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
Most guys hav to use their penis to have a girl use her virginity, chuck norris can roundhouse kick it out of them.
moronman8888 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.the last thing you ever see is Chuck Norris.when there is fire, you stop drop and roll. when there is Chuck Norris, you stop drop and die.chuck norris invented the apple.when chuck norris falls in water, he doesnt get wet; water gets chuck norris.
DarkstarDeck (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
All girls are born without their virginity. Why? Ask Chuck Norris.
DarkstarDeck (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
In the begining, there waws chuck norris
DarkstarDeck (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
when chuck norris does a pushup, he dosent go up, the earth goes down.
TheTitto (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
Chuck Norris house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
audioslavelover (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. |
