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Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"

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Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!OMG 10 MILLION VIEWS, THANK YOU ALL!Text:Dashing through the sandwith a bomb strapped to my back.I have a nasty planfor Christmas in Iraq.I got through checkpoint A,but not through checkpoint B.That's when I got shot in the assby the US Military...[it's not funny!]Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombsMine blew up you see.Where are all the virginsthat Bin Laden promised me?Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombsU.S. soldiers shot me dead.The only thing that I have leftis this towel up on my head.I used to be a man,but every time I cough,thanks to Uncle Sam,my nuts keep falling off.My bombing days are done.I need to find some work.Perhaps it would be much saferas a convenient store night clerk.Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombsI think I got screwed.Don't laugh at me because I'm deador I'll kill you...I KILL YOUOUOU!Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :)PLEASE SUPPORT JEFF DUNHAM BY BUYING HIS DVDS!Goto www.jeffdunham.com for more information!#12 - Most Discussed (All Time)#1 - Most Discussed (All Time) - Humor#5 - Most Viewed (All Time)#44 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd#2 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humor#1 - Top Favorites (All Time)#18 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd#1 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Humor#3 - Top Rated (All Time)#36 - Top Rated (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd#1 - Top Rated (All Time) - Humor

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm
Author: Smakgakgak

Length: 04:53
Rating: 4.91
Views: 14275081

Tags: achmed  bomb  christmas  dead  dunham  jeff  jingle  sing  song  terrorist  the  

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gincarzo (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
hilarious=P
laxinballas (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
2:26SKIP FTW the song :)
FullmoonFang (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
Jay for Ackhmed!
lordnucklehead (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
OH and thanks for dressing like crap for my show. So sad. He don't know he does drugs. LOL!!!!!!!
JimmyJackJohnnyJose (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
Speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi, also flies around in corporate jets with our tax payer dollars. WHAT A HYPOCRITE. Why not fly commercial, jetblue has good deals. SAVE MONEY. I'm cutting back, my govt should too. I mean the US Govt is in TRILLION DOLLARS OF DEBT. PRETTY SOON WE'LL HAVE TO BAIL OUT THE GOVT IF THEY DON'T STOP BAILING OUT DEFUNCT CO. I'm telling Congress do not waste our tax payer dollars.
famousinmydreams (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
thats awsome hahaha i love u achmed!!
amw76552 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
i kill u
wDsgoth (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
f*cken awesome i havent laughed so hard in a long time that was funny as crap and guitar guy GET OFF THE DRUGS OR GIVE THEM TO ME!!! jk
7331F0X (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
maybe at Halo lol
aidantheirishman (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
0:28




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